CactusCarlos
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« on: April 28, 2012, 05:49:38 pm » |
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http://stlouis.cbslocal.c...b-explodes-in-mans-pants/OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop. Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell. Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge. A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured. Hot Pockets!  |
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"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened." -- Norman Thomas, six-time Socialist Party presidential candidate and one of the founders of the ACLU  |
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Kyle Ricky
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 05:52:01 pm » |
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Drug addicts and Criminals are some of the most stupid people ever. wow  |
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Ralph Wiggum
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 06:09:07 pm » |
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Guess the hillybilly meth "manufacturers" haven't been watching Breaking Bad. Thought that show might help educate them on the best ways to do it.
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Revolution
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8/20/50-3/8/12 Love you, Pop
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 06:17:13 pm » |
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They obviously don't know anything about Newton's laws, or how movement/motion can mix/affect chemicals. Damn....  |
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obumazombie
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Last of the great minorities
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 06:34:53 pm » |
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Somebody chanted "liar liar"...
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There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 07:21:48 pm » |
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I'm kinda wondering if this guy and the underwear bomber are related....
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 01:12:24 am » |
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If he managed to remove himself from the gene pool - does he qualify for a Darwin award - even though he lived to tell the tale ?
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2012, 03:53:34 am » |
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If he managed to remove himself from the gene pool - does he qualify for a Darwin award - even though he lived to tell the tale ?
Yes, because the criteria for qualifying for the DA include removing oneself from the gene pool. If that means removing gonads to do it, mission accomplished. So how are the Darwin Awards actually determined?
Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one's own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2012, 05:11:06 am » |
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Someone is going to be in the hot seat soon
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Voting for Obama for a second term would be like the captain of the Titanic backing into the iceberg again
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obumazombie
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2012, 07:53:43 am » |
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Someone is going to be in the hot seat soon
Wearing hotpants. |
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There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.
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JohnnyReb
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2012, 08:14:22 am » |
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Don't meth around....problem solved.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within." Stalin
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