TiT's Greatest Hits: A Musical Retrospective...

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Oh gag me...he fantasizes about greenbriar's ass!

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-02-08 09:23 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. Oh, come on....
   Hate you?

Balderdash!

It's that butt of yours, keeps me up late.

Tom
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Fair warning...if you click on the thread you WILL see pics of greenbriar, front and back. IMO she's not fantasy material.

Cindie

He may be the Navys second most decorated man but his taste in chicks sucks

There's someone for everyone, even the Navy's second most decorated man

Whats interesting is that I believe greenbriars hubby is a big drunk! She oughta love Toms drunken pissing on dumpsters ass!

She's got a tramp stamp too...sure you won't reconsider her hotness? 

No...Tramp stamps are trouble and she's GROSS!

[VivisMom]

Well...it's not a song, but I found this to be of interest.

omInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-14-08 05:39 PM
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2. My sister was a 25-week baby.
   
In 1953, no less. Born prematurely as a result of a tremendous car crash.

And she survived and thrived, physically.

But she is crazy as hell.

Man, I could write a book.

A book full of bullshit!

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed May-14-08 06:19 PM
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14. I learned to stay on my toes and to never be surprised by anything.
   
She is something else.

I wish that I could go on, but I lost some use of my left hand last week and typing is a real chore.

 

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

but I lost some use of my left hand last week and typing is a real chore.

Yeah I hear you'll go blind as well TIT

[delilahmused]

but I lost some use of my left hand last week and typing is a real chore.

Yeah I hear you'll go blind as well TIT

 

H5!

Cindie

[delilahmused]

Gun-nut, grave dancer, asshole

For someone who supposedly loves guns and has, by his own admission, illegal ones (something Charlton Heston never advocated), one wonders at his vicious and irrational hatred for Mr. Heston. Perhaps it's that HE also auditioned for the role of Capt. Blanchard in "Grey Lady Down", perhaps believing the role was OWED to him...being the 2nd most decorated enlisted man in the Navy and all (why is it when I think of TiT in the Navy I keep seeing the Village People).

Besides, he's an expert at everything...who knows more about nuclear submarines? Or rescue missions for that matter. Heck, the damn movie was probably based on a REAL rescue mission by SEAL Team 3. It would practically be type casting! And as a bonus, he just happens to know everything there is to know about the film industry. Were the director to stub his toe or get a cold TiT could fill in for him (probably winning an Emmy in the process). Oh, and let's not forget his knowledge of Norwegian freightliners. Why when he was part of the Marine Recon Rescue Ranger SEALS they had to covertly sneak aboard one and capture a couple of Viet Cong who'd snuck on board and were hiding under a pile of gefilte fish. But no, the director went with Heston, damn dirty ape!

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-05-08 11:50 PM
Response to Reply #2
7. I will. He was a prick.
   And good riddance, about 35 years too late.
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 12:09 AM
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33. No way...
   He had a far greater impact on the right-wing crazies and gun nuts (of which I are one - gun nuts, that is) than he did on the Civil Rights movement.

Rest in Hell is where I am coming from.

Watch his smug ass on Bowling for Colombine, someday.
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Well, we know youse isn't an English major don't I? The Navy must be so proud to claim you as one of their own!

flowomo  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 12:17 AM
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38. yes, people with Alzheimer's are annoyingly smug looking...
   Moore set him up; it was the one part of that documentary that made me cringe.
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 TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 12:22 AM
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41. I know that, but he had it coming.
   I had no empathy for the aging Nazis, either.
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That's right because you and SEAL Team 3 were wiping them out while you were still in diapers!

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 05:56 AM
Response to Reply #102
118. Are you really a Doctor?
   I am just a guy who doesn't care for C Heston.

"the whole of the life he led"? Like fucking what? Some bs, studio-driven Civil Rights crap? Get a fucking grip. He was the sacrificial lamb for MGM. He was fucking Moses, for God's sake. Unimpeachable.

What kind of doctor are you?

I really want to know.
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You know, I've just never hated anyone in my life THIS much.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 02:56 PM
Response to Reply #221
224. Fair enough.
   And I know all about "exploited angles".

If I had enough of a varied vocabulary, I could write a fucking book on it.
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See! See, I told you he was an expert about the film industry!

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 12:05 AM
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27. When once a dog bites, ....
   he is a biter, forevermore.

He went out badly.

In my opinion, he did far more harm than good.
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Of course, TiT never explains WHY Mr. Heston was so "harmful". I'm sensing a severe case of penis envy (he tells so many lies to pump himself up he's got to be over compensating for something). Charlton Heston, being secure in his manhood never had a problem taking a back seat, not being the center of the universe, as witnessed by the number of "narrator" roles he did where he never even appeared on screen.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 05:47 AM
Response to Reply #90
116. "a movie fan"...
   yeah, and Ronald Reagan was one hell of a fighter pilot.

"a movie fan"?

Yeah, there's your reality.

Welcome to the Nation that held The Roseanne Barr Show as the number one attraction for a couple of years running.

"a movie fan"....

Oh, spare me....

Good God, when you have nothing better to do with a few hours of your life....

go stare at a product...

'cause it don't take nothing...

just sit there, staring with everybody else...

then walk out on the same street.

It's all nothing.

Yeah, Ol' Charlie was a helluva guy...

It's your tattoo, not mine.

Put it where you believe it.

Tom
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The only thing worse than an asshole is an incoherent asshole.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #147
219. I get your point...
   and I will now walk out to the Golden Gate Bridge and throw myself from the railing.

I just feel so worthless, now.

How could I have ever misunderestimated her brilliance?

But that's OK, because I heard (just last night) that the two finest artists of the 20th Century were Madonna and Michael Fucking Jackson.

No kidding, I heard a living, breathing human being say exactly that.

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 12:41 AM
Response to Reply #42
56. If "liberal" is defined as...
   blind
denying
bending over for whoever has their name in lights (or their soul in the shadows)

If "liberal" means giving every mean-spirited bastard in the world a break solely on the account that they are a fellow homo sapien?...

feeling any sense of loss that some sorry piece of shithumanity such as C Heston has checked out?

Then sign me out.

I am glad that he is no longer breathing the same air that you and I share.

Just tell me the address to where I need to mail my "Liberal" card.

Tom
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Well, gee TiT, they let you stay, you're not only pretty damn mean (granted that's a trait most losers share) but you're very, very stupid, you outright steal song lyrics and try to pawn them off as your own, and you're a pathological liar. OK, other than that you're probably a swell fellow.

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-06-08 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #167
223. You gotta be kidding
   I am a gun nut.

Tried and true.

I have never called for help. Takes too fucking long.

Because I can handle my own business.

My, we certainly leap to ungrounded conclusions don't we?

You are simply delusional.

Where did you glean all of that information about me?

Send him a fucking tie.

A red one.

And punch in a tape of the Roseanne Show.

Turn the volume down.

Punch in your favorite BeeGees CD.

Crank it up.

I'll see you at Nancy Reagan's funeral.

I will be the guy with the air horn and a big ol' grin.
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I just don't get it...why does Skinner allow these types to stay on the island? Oh, I know...he's so dang brave! And he was in the Navy which means he could probably kick Skinner's ass (us norman folks are still trying to figure out whether he actually served).

Cindie
 

[delilahmused]

Ta Da! It's the famous (or infamous) "I was part of SEAL Team 3" post!

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-25-06 01:36 AM
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2. I have checked it out, but I think that we old guys have nothing..
   to bring to the plate.

I do not even know how to talk to them. My metronome plays a different beat.

Back in my time (SEAL Team 3, '69-72) we were playing on 3/4 time.

These rap-head poor boys only understand 119 beats per minute.

I do not know how to communicate, anymore.
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There's one we should all be screen capping!

Cindie

[franksolich]

Delilah, madam, this is great, this is stupendous, this is wonderful.

I've noticed that due to what you and LC Efa contributed here, this is fast becoming one of the most-read threads here.  Keep it up!  Add more!  Make it longer!  Expose, mock, ridicule another one of those flatulent frauds on Skns's island!

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Delilah, madam, this is great, this is stupendous, this is wonderful.

I've noticed that due to what you and LC Efa contributed here, this is fast becoming one of the most-read threads here.  Keep it up!  Add more!  Make it longer!  Expose, mock, ridicule another one of those flatulent frauds on Skns's island!

Yes! I'm going to have to agree with Frank exellent work Delilah and LC....And you're doing this with that horrible search engine at DU

[LC EFA]

More people Tom is friends with

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 12:43 AM
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2. Like Roky Erikson said when asked why he chose certain songs for albums..
   
"I choose the easy ones."

Hell, it took me a couple of years to even figure out how to post, here.

Kos and all them are way too complicated.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 02:04 AM
Response to Reply #25
29. Roky and I go back, forever...
   
I produced Fever Tree with Scott Holtzmann (actually, his wife Vivian did all the work because we were usually pre-occupied).

The BandAid was my idea.

Roky is now living in a little trailer behind a fuckmovie arcade on Hwy71 just east of Austin.

And he is clear of parole and probation (you know, that mail-stealing problem that he had).

But he still has that beautiful voice. Maybe better than ever.


One of my favorite moments (I was there)...

Dick Clark (American Bandstand), "So, Roky, who's the head of the band?".

Roky, "We're all heads".

Tom

Editors note : BUSTED !

Raejeanowl  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 03:21 AM
Response to Reply #29
36. This Website Has It Wrong, Tom
   
It gives full credit for production of that 1968 album release to Scot and Vivian Holtzman.

http://home.austarnet.com...etersykes/psych60s/review...

Maybe you need to get it corrected?

A hasty retreat

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 03:41 AM
Response to Reply #36
37. It's too late to give a damn...
   
That was a few million miles and forty years ago...

I am sleeping on the floor and headed to New York.

You?...

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Tom's da man

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-18-08 08:58 PM
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2. I was walking down a sidewalk in San Rafael the other day,...
   
smoking a cigarette.

Guy comes up to me and asks me for one, so I gave him two.

Then he asked me if I knew where the rehab center was.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-18-08 09:13 PM
Response to Reply #6
14. And then I walked on down the street.
   
Young chick with a fat-ass boyfriend (pimp?) came up to me, crying and wiping her nose.

Wanted to know if I knew where she could get some heroin.

Told her no.

Not two minutes later, some slinky-fine white chick came wiggling her way up the sidewalk, wondered if I could help her get some pills (didn't even bother to specify what kind). Said she would give me a blow job.

I told her I had no idea.

Turned around a few seconds later, she was climbing into some contractor's truck.

That's when I remembered the bottle of Vicodin in my bag.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-18-08 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #16
26. I know.
   
But I appreciated the irony of the situation.

All kinds of crazy shit has been happening to me since I started growing my hair longer.

And I am running around with this wild-ass Laplander woman (who was raised North of the Circle in a nomadic family of reindeer herders). Like I really need any more trouble.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-18-08 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #30
34. Back in it.
   
I tried holding on to my heart for a while, but it didn't work out.

I figured that, as long as I was catching Heat, I might as well make the most of the Fire.

(And, Heat, if you are reading this you know what I mean.)

Yeah, Chaos - my only constant companion.
   
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Tom submits application for Father of the year.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-08-08 09:12 PM
Response to Reply #10
15. Another reason I am glad mine dropped out of High School.
   
No way would I spend that kind of money on an education.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-08-08 09:42 PM
Response to Reply #23
25. Thanks....
   
Well, I suppose that was somewhat unkind of annabanana.

Yeah, my sons dropped out of school.

So what?

They are happy as hell, without a care in the world.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-08-08 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #30
33. No problema, anna....
   
my sons are two of the smartest people I have ever known.

And I always allowed them to make their own decisions.

Never look back.

Tom

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-08-08 09:44 PM
Response to Reply #18
26. Really?
   
They are happy as hell, without a care in the world.

Beats the shit out of being a prisoner in a tall building, with mortgage, car and insurance payments, and tuition to boot.

I never even saw the inside of a High School until I was probably 40 years old.
   
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[LC EFA]

Yes! I'm going to have to agree with Frank exellent work Delilah and LC....And you're doing this with that horrible search engine at DU

Actually I'm using Google. I've never bothered with creating an account over there (which I understand is required to search). It'd make me feel somewhat , unclean. 

[Rebel]

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 02:04 AM
Response to Reply #25
29. Roky and I go back, forever...
   
I produced Fever Tree with Scott Holtzmann (actually, his wife Vivian did all the work because we were usually pre-occupied).

The BandAid was my idea.

 

 

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-18-08 02:04 AM
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29. Roky and I go back, forever...
   
I produced Fever Tree with Scott Holtzmann (actually, his wife Vivian did all the work because we were usually pre-occupied).

The BandAid was my idea.

 

 

Does he mean THE Bandaid?

[Rebel]

Does he mean THE Bandaid?

Yeah, one of those We are the World things like Farm Aid.

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Does he mean THE Bandaid?

Yeah, one of those We are the World things like Farm Aid.

Bob Geldoph will not be happy!

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Not sure if you guys found this but 

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sat Oct-06-07 08:17 PM
Response to Reply #22
23. Yep, nothing like it.
I first smoke opium in Mexico in 1962 (I was twelve years old).

My life was changed.

I didn't smoke pot until three years later, while trying to tamp down a brain gone spikey due to a drowning incident that I managed to get myself into.

Drowning - The Ultimate Gateway Drug

At least, that's my excuse.
I HATED GEORGE BUSH BEFORE IT WAS 

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