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A news article I saw earlier had people calling BP and suggesting fixes, such as sticking a big cork in the pipe. Dummies are everywhere.  On further thought, it's a shame that it wasn't a gas line the dummy cut. |
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DUmmies can solve any problem. Except in real life.
DUmmie solution for all problems: Throw more tax dollars at it. |
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within." Stalin
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A news article I saw earlier had people calling BP and suggesting fixes, such as sticking a big cork in the pipe. Dummies are everywhere. On further thought, it's a shame that it wasn't a gas line the dummy cut. Hold a match to it to see if anything is leaking out. |
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I can't be a racist. I hate his white half too.
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such as sticking a big cork in the pipe.   Another engineering solution from the world-famous DUmp. What gets me is that FlingingPoop won't let the idea go. If it gets shot down, he just keeps comin'. Usually I hate this guy, but he's been funny lately: HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Sun May-09-10 02:31 AM
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22. Slap it on the side, jiggle the rabbit ears a little.
Turn off the power, remove the cartridge, blow on the contacts, smack it three times against the palm of your hand, return it to the console, press power, resume playing absent gray screen.
Works every time.
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Ah hell...just let Bonnie Fwank suck it dry.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within." Stalin
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OK....but ya gotta admit, this is close..........
I'll leave it up for a while.
doc
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Taylor: ...um how does one survive an encounter with someone like you or Leslie?
Eugene: I like her, Les, she's a real spitfire.
Jamie: I'll tell you: never hang out with a virgin. You got a virgin in your crew, either get somebody in her pants or get the hell away from her.
Doug Johnson: What kind of a survivor girl passes out in a pinch?
Todd Best: Passes out? What kind of survivor girl hops on the nerdy kid's johnson like it's a pogo stick?
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Newscaster: In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth.
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I gotta ask. What kind of DUmmy cuts a water pipe without first checking to see if the water is off?
The same ones who would stick their finger into a live electrical socket. |
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The same ones who would stick their finger into a live electrical socket.
Or, who goes looking for a gas leak with his Zippo.  Found it! |
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Pray for Obama! (Ec 10:2)
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” --- Sigmund Freud
DemocraticUnderground is filled with traitors, child molesters and other perverts.
” ‘If you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call,’ said moderate — and sentient — Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, ‘there’s no hope of waking up.’ I say: Let them sleep.”--Dr. Charles Krauthammer, 1/21/10
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him. God will provide, but so must we also." - Mathew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible.
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The same ones who would stick their finger into a live electrical socket.
I've been waiting for a opportunity to use this.  |
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I can't be a racist. I hate his white half too.
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Reality vs DU
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Damn. An instant DUmp classic!!
The DUmp is showing just how important it really is, a service to humanity!
YOU ENGINEERS ASSIGNED TO FIX THIS JUST SITTING AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS SHOULD GET OVER TO THE DUMP IMMEDIATELY!!!!
LeftyFingerPop has this figured out!!! <insert stupid sarcasm tag here>
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Cold water with amazing pressure shot out of the pipe and began to flood my basement. , but I tried to hold the water off with my thumbthe pressure was so great, that it misdirected the gusher.
Yes dumbass one can't hold back 60lbs of pressure with ones hand! Good Lord! It still amazes me these people breathe on their own! |
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Call me "Asshole" One more time!
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ZERO BONG!
There is always a main cutoff for water. Usually it is located under your sidewalk after your meter.
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Pardon me for being so often correct.
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ZERO BONG!
There is always a main cutoff for water. Usually it is located under your sidewalk after your meter.
If it's outside of the house, it's the city Governments responsibility to turn it off. [/DU mode off] |
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I can't be a racist. I hate his white half too.
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Since this topic is certainly in the running for the "Best of" list, I'm moving it to the Dumping Ground.......
Carry on.....
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"When one begins a mission of revenge.......one should dig two graves......."
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