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« on: December 03, 2009, 03:42:35 pm » |
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I've been working on the top stories about Skins's island for 2009, with that scheduled for release some time the week of December 20-26, when it's a slow day here because of the Christmas holiday. However, there's something else that's needed, for the following week, the week of December 27-January 2, when it's a slow day here because of the New Year's holiday. *****ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich*****
Nominations now being solicited for the
TOP PRIMITIVES OF 2009
nominations close at midnight (central time; 11:00 p.m. mountain time) December 11, 2009 The number of top primitives will be limited only by the number of nominations received; that is, there might, or might not, be more than ten top primitives, and any number of runners-up. One is free to nominate any number of primitives, but each nomination must be accompanied by at least a one- or two-sentence justification for the nomination. One may nominate a primitive, or primitives, by commenting on this thread, or in a personal message to franksolich, if one wishes it to be kept confidential. There is no limit on the number of nominations one wishes to make. Immediately at 12:01 a.m. December 12, 2009 (or 11:01 p.m. December 11, 2009 mountain time), the full list of nominated primitives will be released, after which voting commences (voting to end the following week, time yet to be announced). |
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From the radio address by King George VI, given to the people of the British Empire on December 25, 1939, when things were starting to go badly:
".....and I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light so that I may tread safely into the unknown.'
"And he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand of God. That shall be to you better than a light and safer than a known way'....."
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 04:39:24 pm » |
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Coach, should we make the nominations in this thread, or in a PM?
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Pray for Obama! (Ec 10:2)
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” --- Sigmund Freud
DemocraticUnderground is filled with traitors, child molesters and other perverts.
” ‘If you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call,’ said moderate — and sentient — Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, ‘there’s no hope of waking up.’ I say: Let them sleep.”--Dr. Charles Krauthammer, 1/21/10
"Well, at least we know (Obama's) not the anti-Christ. The anti-Christ wouldn't be such an incompetent boob."--Cindie/"delilahmused," 1/26/10
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 05:53:53 pm » |
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Coach, should we make the nominations in this thread, or in a PM?
Either one. Nominate away, either here or in a personal message. Although I'd prefer nominations be posted here. |
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From the radio address by King George VI, given to the people of the British Empire on December 25, 1939, when things were starting to go badly:
".....and I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light so that I may tread safely into the unknown.'
"And he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand of God. That shall be to you better than a light and safer than a known way'....."
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 06:47:48 pm » |
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DUmmy TLB should be considered for a posthumous lifetime achievement award, based on her entire body of work - from her days as Old Lefty Lawyer, giving advice on the great DUmp ripoff of the Andyscam hoax, up to her final days as TLB, frantically working two or three computer screens simultaneously, making dozens, hundreds of posts per day. Her lunacy never reached IanDavid heights, but she was consistent over the long haul, and her final act of torching the comtemptible Pammie Dawson was a work of art. You may say it isn't posthumous, since a DUmmy reported she answered a PM, but in terms of her DUmp presence, she's dead as a doornail. I think she died of the vapors when she started to feel the full force of franksolich's lust.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 06:50:11 pm » |
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DUmmy TLB should be considered for a posthumous lifetime achievement award, based on her entire body of work - from her days as Old Lefty Lawyer, giving advice on the great DUmp ripoff of the Andyscam hoax, up to her final days as TLB, frantically working two or three computer screens simultaneously, making dozens, hundreds of posts per day. Her lunacy never reached IanDavid heights, but she was consistent over the long haul, and her final act of torching the comtemptible Pammie Dawson was a work of art. You may say it isn't posthumous, since a DUmmy reported she answered a PM, but in terms of her DUmp presence, she's dead as a doornail. I think she died of the vapors when she started to feel the full force of franksolich's lust.
Actually, mausoleumed or otherwise currently inactive primitives are eligible for nomination. Are you nominating Gloria Swanson, the "Tangerine LaBamba" primitive? |
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From the radio address by King George VI, given to the people of the British Empire on December 25, 1939, when things were starting to go badly:
".....and I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light so that I may tread safely into the unknown.'
"And he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand of God. That shall be to you better than a light and safer than a known way'....."
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 02:12:09 am » |
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I nominate Pammy D, the "Greenbriar" primitive. Stoopid (yes, Pam, I deliberately misspelled that--just for you!) like hers should be fatal. Thank God it's not (at the moment), because it's also highly entertaining.
A secret for the primitives--one of the reasons we highlight your lunacy here is so more people can see the idiocy that is today's Democrat Party. Sunlight and cockroaches, if you get my drift.
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Pray for Obama! (Ec 10:2)
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” --- Sigmund Freud
DemocraticUnderground is filled with traitors, child molesters and other perverts.
” ‘If you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call,’ said moderate — and sentient — Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, ‘there’s no hope of waking up.’ I say: Let them sleep.”--Dr. Charles Krauthammer, 1/21/10
"Well, at least we know (Obama's) not the anti-Christ. The anti-Christ wouldn't be such an incompetent boob."--Cindie/"delilahmused," 1/26/10
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 03:24:58 am » |
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I think I'll nominate the Vegas Blimp. He somehow procured a wife, then treats her with utter disrespect. He expects her to do all the work, and uses his weight and related health problems as an excuse to do so. More than that, he takes common everyday occurrences and turns them into enormous travails; the sorts of things some of us deal with and move on without complaint. To boil it down, he pisses and moans way too much for a man.
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 04:38:39 am » |
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I nominate three
Greenbriar - Her ineptitude on the internet is only bested by her ineptitude in real life. Her exposed Photobucket account, The Slave owner story. The desire to brag about the most ridiculous things (USB Turntable) Exposes her as a self serving narcissist. And a stupid one at that.
The Gigantic Primitive - How one can get so large is beyond me, and then like a true progressive he places the blame on something other than himself, and expects the state to carry him and his tremendous bulk to the finish line, both metaphorically and literally.
Skinner - Even though he is smarter than most, he did orchestrate some purges that have cost him financially. There is a saying in business - "If you don't serve your clients, somebody else will" Skinner has helped to increase the population of other islands by tossing paying natives overboard at an ever increasing rate while keeping those who do not donate and moles.
The one positive is Skinner has helped to make the island into one of the finest sources of real-time comedy on the web, but sadly, that doesn't pay the bills.
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Romney-Palin 2012
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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 04:54:18 am » |
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I nominate Operation Mind Crime because he is my favorite poster ever on there! Then I have to throw in the three most stupid women on planet Earth Doug's ex-wife, Joanne98, and of course Greenbriar.
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All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 05:20:06 am » |
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I would like to nominate Beth, EFerrari, for her endlessly entertaining kitchen disasters. Working only with camp trailer cooking accomodations, she attempts to match the endeavors of the other primitives in the Cooking and Baking forum, even on festive occasions. Her pie crust is like Play-doh, her sourdough bread refuses to rise, and just sits and laughs at her. Her pancakes are so bad, her German Shepherd won't go near them. She claims to make turkey soup and it turns out too turkey-ey. She blames it all on the desert environment.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 05:52:14 am » |
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I nominate Pammy D, the "Greenbriar" primitive. Stoopid (yes, Pam, I deliberately misspelled that--just for you!) like hers should be fatal. Thank God it's not (at the moment), because it's also highly entertaining.
A secret for the primitives--one of the reasons we highlight your lunacy here is so more people can see the idiocy that is today's Democrat Party. Sunlight and cockroaches, if you get my drift.
Yeah i'll have to second that nomination. Maybe throw Armyowalgreens and The Skumbag primitive in for good measure! But no doubt "The Life Goes on" primitive should get the honors this year for her bullshit stories alone! |
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Call me "Asshole" One more time!
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 08:59:00 am » |
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You have to include DUmmy TwixVoy, fired from a clerking job at Target, then fired from a job as a trainee cable guy, now working full-time giving career and financial advice to his fellow DUmp lunatics.
You also need DUmmy Mythsaje, living in a hovel, with a huge hole in the kitchen ceiling, through which the upstairs neighbor's toilet continues to leak. He apparently shares his tiny apartment with a wife and some undetermined number of offspring, all of whom have their movements limited by uncounted cartons of unsold vampire/werewolf/space fantasy/soft porn novels that he churns out in his comically bad writing style. As awful as his writing is, he's the one that the lying moron Pammie D chose to plagiarize.
The contemptible lyinng moron Pammie D should be nominated, but low on the list. She is the only DUmmy who clearly campaigns for this recognition, and it would be unfortunate to see her efforts rewarded. To her discredit, though, I'm sure her awful spelling and grammar are true reflections of her stupidity, and argue in favor of her election. Despite her campaign, it's clear she is the DUmbest person in north Wichita, and one of the two or three DUmbest in all of Kansas. Who else would plagiarize Mythsaje?
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 09:09:40 am » |
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Maybe throw Armyowalgreens and The Skumbag primitive in for good measure! But no doubt "The Life Goes on" primitive should get the honors this year for her bullshit stories alone! No "maybe," sir. One can nominate as many primitives as one wishes to nominate. |
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From the radio address by King George VI, given to the people of the British Empire on December 25, 1939, when things were starting to go badly:
".....and I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year, 'Give me a light so that I may tread safely into the unknown.'
"And he replied, 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the Hand of God. That shall be to you better than a light and safer than a known way'....."
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 09:50:05 am » |
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California Peggy. She may just give Beth a good run for the stupidest person on the internet.
Doug's ex. (Beth) Honorable mention
Iverglas. I nominate her every year. A Canadian, gun hating Socialist. A bitch to boot.
Greenbriar. Front runner
Judi Lynn. Can't get off her knees regarding Chavez.
OT for a sec. When did ArmyofWallgreen get a pizza?
Do we need a "Book of the Dead"?
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I can't be a racist. I hate his white half too.
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 10:02:34 am » |
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California Peggy. She may just give Beth a good run for the stupidest person on the internet.
Doug's ex. (Beth) Honorable mention
Iverglas. I nominate her every year. A Canadian, gun hating Socialist. A bitch to boot.
Greenbriar. Front runner
Judi Lynn. Can't get off her knees regarding Chavez.
OT for a sec. When did ArmyofWallgreen get a pizza?
Do we need a "Book of the Dead"?
I never noticed Judi Lynn before. It always seemed that Doug's stupid ex-wife took over worship services for Yugo. But any Chavez disciple deserves consideration. |
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