Skinner's new plan to dupe the DUmmies.

[thundley4]

Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-16-09 03:27 PM
Original message
"You have GOT to be kidding me . . ." (A conservative view of the DU fund drive)   
   


 
Edited on Mon Nov-16-09 03:36 PM by Skinner
I just recevied this email about 45 minutes ago. Had to share...

From: Cynthia <Last name and email removed by DU admin>
To: skinner@democraticunderground.com
Date: Nov 16, 2009 2:48 PM

Subject: You have GOT to be kidding me . . .

These aren't 'charities' by any definition of the word (well, maybe the one helping the dogs is). Clearly absent are any of the very fine, effective religious-based charities (TRUE charities) such as Salvation Army and American Red Cross, American Cancer Society. Your selection of what constitutes a 'charity' is evil and perverse and makes a mockery of what charitable giving is all about. God, you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people just make me sick.


C'mon you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people: You have until 12 midnight Pacific Time (3am Eastern) to donate to DU and have 10% of your donation go to Planned Parenthood. More 'charities' throughout the week...

For more information, or to donate, click here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html

  http://www.democraticunde...l&address=389x7027091

graywarrior   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
Response to Original message
1. When I get home from work, I will donate tonight to the baby killers

Just like a lamb to the slaughter.  Skinner definitely knows how to push the buttons of the Island inhabitants.

mmonk   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
Response to Original message
2. Thanks for the motivation.
   

OneGrassRoot   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-16-09 03:29 PM
Original message
LOL!
   

Here's one miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy person who will DEFINITELY be returning in a few hours to donate.

Oy.

Thanks for sharing, Skinner!

Hawkeye-X   (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-16-09 03:30 PM
Response to Original message
5. *hic* Another round of DU Hate Mail *hic*
   
and you'll have my donation for this drive!

To be honest the only charities I consider worthless on the list is Planned Parenthood, and PFags.  I have to believe this is a fictional email Skinner made up to get the DUmmies to donate.

[DumbAss Tanker]

 

Like a fish rising to a fly.

[Carl]

Any bets that he extends the fund drive longer if this works so he can rake in more loot.

[AllosaursRus]

Like a fish rising to a fly.

More like a fly on shit, Tank!

[GOBUCKS]

Skimmer has seen enough bouncy tales to know the ropes. I'm sure he generated a spike in contributions from the DUmmies' SSI checks. But as far as any charity is concerned, it will still be Not One Damn Dime Day.

[BlueStateSaint]

Skimmer has seen enough bouncy tales to know the ropes. I'm sure he generated a spike in contributions from the DUmmies' SSI checks. But as far as any charity is concerned, it will still be Not One Damn Dime Day.

Sunday was the 15th . . . 

[SarasotaRepub]

God, you miserable, baby-killing, misguided and unhappy people just make me sick.

Well made up or not, that be spot on for the DUmp. 

[franksolich]

Well made up or not, that be spot on for the DUmp.  

I dunno.

There's not a misspelled word in the "e-mail."

My fellow alum Skins of course is well-educated and all that, but there's certain words that appear to give him problems.

I don't see them.

Of course, it could be that someone a better speller, connected with the Planned Parenthoodlums, contrived this "e-mail" and sent it to my fellow alum, and Skins being no dummy, knows exactly what it is, and how to best use it.

[USA4ME]

What a racket.

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