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Angry wife jailed after biting husband's you-know-what LINKRene Stutzman | Sentinel Staff Writer 2:49 PM EST, December 23, 2008 (excerpt) A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him. Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail. Her husband, Delou Bowers, today would not comment. According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis. ================================================================== Yep. Florida.  Maybe someone shoulda told her it wasn't a candy cane? |
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 04:32:36 am » |
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I love Florida.  It's almost as entertaining as the DUmp. |
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 04:40:10 am » |
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I guess that she tried to bite off more than she could chew...
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2008, 06:15:07 am » |
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She bit what??????...and don't have a bruise or blemish anywhere to show for it.!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 06:32:59 am » |
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She bit what??????...and don't have a bruise or blemish anywhere to show for it.!!!!!!!
That is kind of odd, but then again it's Florida. |
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I, Sarah Louise Palin, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States...
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 07:13:48 am » |
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Well THAT'S going to be a Christmas story that will be hard to beat. |
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2008, 07:22:06 am » |
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Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers. What? You mean there was something left besides a nub? She couldn't have been too, uh, determined.   |
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2008, 08:24:32 am » |
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Dear Gawd can you imagine rolling up on this and having some disheveled angry loser waving his nibbled wang at you and demanding justice!? Cops don't get paid enough. |
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 08:25:59 am » |
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Dear Gawd can you imagine rolling up on this and having some disheveled angry loser waving his nibbled wang at you and demanding justice!? Cops don't get paid enough. Especially if the responding officer was named "Richard Hertz." |
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“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” --- Sigmund Freud
DemocraticUnderground is filled with traitors, child molesters and other perverts.
” ‘If you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call,’ said moderate — and sentient — Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, ‘there’s no hope of waking up.’ I say: Let them sleep.”--Dr. Charles Krauthammer, 1/21/10
"Well, at least we know (Obama's) not the anti-Christ. The anti-Christ wouldn't be such an incompetent boob."--Cindie/"delilahmused," 1/26/10
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2008, 09:20:11 am » |
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You can't win with some of these chicks. They don't want to have sex but would get pissed if you went and got it somewhere else.
On another note ..... NEVER stick your weenie in a pissed off womans mouth!!!!!!! How much of an idiot is the husband?!
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2008, 09:51:10 am » |
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She really knew how to get under his skin.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2008, 10:29:44 am » |
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He shouldn't have been wearing the mistletoe underwear.  |
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I, Sarah Louise Palin, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States...
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2008, 10:52:06 am » |
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You can't win with some of these chicks. They don't want to have sex but would get pissed if you went and got it somewhere else.
On another note ..... NEVER stick your weenie in a pissed off womans mouth!!!!!!! How much of an idiot is the husband?!
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2008, 01:31:02 pm » |
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I guess he won't be saying, "BITE ME!" in any arguments he has with her from now on . . .  |
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Pray for Obama! (Ec 10:2)
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” --- Sigmund Freud
DemocraticUnderground is filled with traitors, child molesters and other perverts.
” ‘If you lose Massachusetts and that’s not a wake-up call,’ said moderate — and sentient — Democratic Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana, ‘there’s no hope of waking up.’ I say: Let them sleep.”--Dr. Charles Krauthammer, 1/21/10
"Well, at least we know (Obama's) not the anti-Christ. The anti-Christ wouldn't be such an incompetent boob."--Cindie/"delilahmused," 1/26/10
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