A Primitive From The Past (Carlos the photog) Resurfaces

[TxRadioguy]

Anyone remember RIMjob a.k.a. Carlos Miller?

Miller informed the blogosphere of his results -- guilty on resisting arrest without violence. He was found not guilty on disobeying a police officer and disorderly conduct. The prosecutor asked that Miller receive three months probation and pay the court costs, instead Judge Jose L. Fernandez slapped Miller with a one-year probation, 100 hours of community service and $540.50 in court fees.

So what's the first thing he does?  OF COURSE! He rows to Skin's Island to start a little bonfire:

RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 10:09 AM
Original message
My night in jail after photographing police against their wishes

The most humiliating part of my arrest was not necessarily the way the five Miami police officers slammed me down on the hard sidewalk and bashed my forehead against the concrete. Nor was it the way they tightened the handcuffs on me until they cut off the circulation in my wrists. Nor was it the way one officer twisted my right wrist backwards until I yelled out in pain. Nor was it the way an officer threatened to taze me if I did not shut my mouth.
It wasn’t even the way the sergeant taunted me at the precinct by saying, “I don’t know what police department you’re used to dealing with, but this is Miami PD and we don’t put up with that kind of crap here.”

No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.

http://www.democraticunde...l&address=389x3627630

[TxRadioguy]

And poor little RIMjob doesn't know when to shut up either.  Form his blog:

Judge Jose L. Fernandez, who turned out to have an extreme contempt for me, was unable to answer that question, even though he had asked if I had any questions after the verdict was read.

Instead, Fernandez said I was guilty of obstructing traffic, the single charge the jury was not allowed to rule on because it is considered a traffic infraction and not a misdemeanor charge.

Although prosecutor Ignacio Vazquez was (thankfully) asking for only three months probation and court costs, Fernandez slammed me with one year of probation, 100 hours of community service, anger management class and $540.50 in court costs.

I hate to see what I would have received had the prosecutor asked for jail time and had the jury found me guilty of three misdemeanors instead of one.

Fernandez said something to the effect of “your non-remorse in this case appalls me” as well as laying into me about by body language and demeanor during the trial not to mention the “chit-chat” between me and my “fans”, which actually were my aunt and my mom.

He accused me of getting arrested on purpose for the sole purpose of launching a blog and becoming a “hero”. He then reminded me that the real heroes are buried in Arlington who fought for my freedoms and suggested that I pay a visit to the cemetery.

Feel free to post your thoughts:

http://carlosmiller.com/2...ts-finally-over-or-is-it/

[franksolich]

This Carlos Miller character is quite a piece of work.

I thought the part about the rectal examination was hilarious; surely this Carlos Miller character is more worldly than I am (I have never seen the inside of a jail, other than in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants), and always knew that that is just routine, to be expected, no big deal.

This Carlos Miller character is just a jerk, no redeeming social or personal value.

[Happy Fun Ball]

[franksolich]

Oh my.

sfexpat2000  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 06:00 PM
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12. That happened to me, Carlos, after dealing with a schizophrenic person for days, and finally being arrested on his paranoid report of assault with zero visible evidence of an assault or even of any violence whatsoever.

While I was dropping my jeans, the matron cried out when she saw my bruised up carcass and, proceeded to continue the search.

Gotta love our "justice" system.

[DixieBelle]

Did he finish his anger management classes yet? I think he probably needs to a do-over.

[asdf2231]

RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 10:09 AM


No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.

How were they able to figure out WHERE the opening was on this giant *******?  I would think it would all tend to blur.

[jinxmchue]

I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks

 

Judge Jose L. Fernandez, who turned out to have an extreme contempt for me

Obviously the feeling was mutual.

[jinxmchue]

Anyone email this to Judge Fernandez yet?  I bet RIMjob could be hauled back to face contempt charges.

[PatriotGame]

No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.

How did your latent homosexual tendencies feel about this?

[djones520]

Anyone remember RIMjob a.k.a. Carlos Miller?

Miller informed the blogosphere of his results -- guilty on resisting arrest without violence. He was found not guilty on disobeying a police officer and disorderly conduct. The prosecutor asked that Miller receive three months probation and pay the court costs, instead Judge Jose L. Fernandez slapped Miller with a one-year probation, 100 hours of community service and $540.50 in court fees.

So what's the first thing he does?  OF COURSE! He rows to Skin's Island to start a little bonfire:

RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-16-08 10:09 AM
Original message
My night in jail after photographing police against their wishes

The most humiliating part of my arrest was not necessarily the way the five Miami police officers slammed me down on the hard sidewalk and bashed my forehead against the concrete. Nor was it the way they tightened the handcuffs on me until they cut off the circulation in my wrists. Nor was it the way one officer twisted my right wrist backwards until I yelled out in pain. Nor was it the way an officer threatened to taze me if I did not shut my mouth.
It wasn’t even the way the sergeant taunted me at the precinct by saying, “I don’t know what police department you’re used to dealing with, but this is Miami PD and we don’t put up with that kind of crap here.”

No, the most humiliating part of my arrest was when I was ordered into a small dark room at the Miami-Dade County Jail and ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks while a jail guard with a flashlight ensured that I was not smuggling any contraband into the jail.

http://www.democraticunde...l&address=389x3627630

What a load of horse shit, every ******* bit of it.  I'd put money down that I've had worse service at a McDonalds compaired to how the police handled him when he was arrested.

[franksolich]

Hi, everybody from Mad Carlos's web-site!

In case anyone hasn't noticed, this was posted on July 23, 2008.

[FGL]

Hi, everybody from Mad Carlos's web-site!

oh brother

[BamaMoose]

This post has to come close to setting a record in post-to-view ratio.  At present, almost 2400 views to 12 posts.  Almost like having the DUmmies hit a poll.  All show and no go.

[franksolich]

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